Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour costs £7.99, and for a while it does feel a bit like you’ve paid someone to show you their carefully alphabetised 5K completion medals. A big part of the tour is a stamp rally. You are a tiny little person moving through dioramas formed by massive versions of the Switch 2 hardware and its accessories, and whenever you reach a new feature – a button, a port – a little stamp station pops up and you collect the stamp.
