I feel like I’ve finally found a competitive online game that I enjoy and can’t stop thinking about. Rematch, Sloclap’s 3/4/5-a-side football game, is what Rocket League would have been based on if the world made any sense. It’s not, which has resulted in a bizarre situation where you have to describe Rematch as Rocket League with people instead of cars… so, just football, then. Anyway, I love it. In fact I love it despite the fact that a large portion of the player base is the absolute worst kind of person: a ball hog.